The Love Blanket™ — Waterproof Intimacy Blanket
Black / Twin/Full Bed Size - (M) 50 × 59 in / 127 × 150 cm
$82.00
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$82.00
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$117.00
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More Blissful sex + she actually finishes
Soak it, your $3k mattress stays bone dry
Stay tangled up after, no 1am bed strip
Soft and cozy, no crinkles killing the mood
Works anywhere, bed, couch, car, adventure
Finally let go completely, zero holding back
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She Actually Finishes
Zero Cleanup After
Way More Sex
Stay Tangled Up
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The Best Sex You're Not Having Yet
The Love Blanket is100% waterproof which lets you go all in, no mess anxiety, wet spot, or cleanup to worry of. Just sex the way it's supposed to feel.
100% Waterproof
Antibacterial
Machine Washable
More Blissful sex + she actually finishes
Soak it, your $3k mattress stays bone dry
Stay tangled up after, no 1am bed strip
Soft and cozy, no crinkles killing the mood
Works anywhere, bed, couch, car, adventure
Finally let go completely, zero holding back
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my boyfriend bought this and I rolled my eyes so hard. a sex blanket?? ok sure. but I swear this thing put some kind of spell on me lmao, I wasn't holding back, wasn't in my head, and I came so hard I scared myself. never happened like that before, EVER. sex has not been boring humping since, it's a whole different thing now. if you're on the fence just get it, get the 2 pack while you're at it 😏 You'll thank me later❤️
Savannah.S
WHICH SIZE IS RIGHT FOR US?
All sizes are 100% waterproof and crazy absorbent, here's how to pick:
- Pet / Baby / Travel (S) — 100×145cm. Solo play, travel, the essentials.
- Twin/Full (M) — 145×165cm. Great everyday size.
- Queen (L) — 145×216cm. Room to move and groove, fits most beds.
- King Max Protection (XL, Most Popular) — 216×216cm. King beds and king-sized nights. 😏
👉 The smart move? Get at least two. One's in the wash, one's on the bed, one's in the car. Be honest, can you ever really get enough? 😏
👉 Into squirting, oils, or wetter kinks? Size up. You'll thank us later.
WHAT IF I DON'T LOVE IT?
It's called the Love Blanket for a reason 😏, but of course we've got you covered. Try it 30 days risk free, not obsessed? Full refund, no questions. PLUS a 2-year leak-proof guarantee, if it ever fails, we replace it free.
CARE GUIDE
Keeping your Love Blanket in top shape is easy:
1. Wash — Machine wash on a gentle/delicate cycle at 30–40°C with a low spin (600–800 RPM).
2. Skip the softener — Fabric softener wears down the waterproof layer over time, so leave it out.
3. Light mess? — No need for a full wash every time. Just rinse, wring, and hang to dry.
4. Dry — Air-dry overnight, or tumble dry on low. The inner layer dries slower, so make sure it's fully dry before folding or storing it away.
5. Avoid high heat — No hot dryers or ironing. High heat can damage the HydroShield™ membrane and its waterproof magic.
That's it, treat it right and it stays soft, silent, and 100% waterproof for years. 💜
MATERIALS & CARE
Three luxurious layers, our TripleLayerTech™ system:
- Silky 250GSM flannel fleece, seductive on bare skin.
- Ultra-cozy 210GSM plush sherpa for post-play cuddles.
- HydroShield™ waterproof membrane, flexible, whisper-quiet, locks in the wildest messes without a sound.
Irresistibly soft, 100% fluid-proof, built for night after night. Machine washable, air-dry or tumble low.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Normal dispatch is 1–2 business days depending on demand. During busy spells some orders may ship a little later, but rest assured your blanket is on its way, and you can always pick a faster shipping option at checkout. You'll get tracking to follow it the whole way.
Every order is backed by our 30-night money-back guarantee. Hate it? Send it back, no questions, no awkwardness.
94%
said she finishes now
91%
are having way more sex
90%
wish they'd bought it sooner
Finish Together Pass Out Together.
HydroShield™ locks in every drop, so it's pure freedom to let go, total spontaneity, and zero cleanup. Just passion, comfort, and a bed that stays spotless. Every. Single. Time.
She Actually Finishes
Zero Cleanup After
Way More Sex
Stay Tangled Up
Why 190,000+ Couples Choose The Love Blanket
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All reviews are verified customers
Jennifer.L
★★★★★
Okay I was skeptical. A blanket? Really? But I'm not even joking, first time using it I wasn't in my head about the mess and I actually finished. First time in I don't even know how long. My husband was shook lol. It stays on our bed now.
Sarah.J
★★★★★
Took this camping of all places 😂 best decision. Didn't have to stress about the tent or the sleeping bags. Honestly buy it just for the peace of mind, the rest is a bonus.
Emily.R
★★★★★
Look at the picture. THAT much and the mattress under it was completely dry. I genuinely poured a glass of water on it after just to test and nothing came through. Towels could NEVER.
Marcus.T
★★★★★
Bought this for my wife but turns out it's more for me lol. No more 1am wet spot debate. Worth every penny just for that tbh Should've Bought Sooner.
Dana.I
★★★★★
It's so soft?? I genuinely thought it'd feel like a plastic poncho or something. It doesn't at all. We leave it on the couch and my mother in law literally complimented it. If only she knew 💀
James & Kayla
★★★★★
the cleanup after was always the worst part and kind of killed the mood ngl. now we just stay in bed. small thing but it's made a big difference for us
Lindy.K
★★★★★
Married 31 years. I won't go into detail but let's just say we've gotten a LOT more use out of this than I expected to 😏 and the bed is clean every morning. Wonderful."
Why The Love Blanket™ Outshines Any Regular Towel.
Swap the Towel for The Love Blanket™: Bigger, softer, and spill-proof for those 'oops' moments. It's the smart couple's choice for hassle-free intimacy. Dive into love, not laundry!
A Normal Towel
The old way of doing things
The Love Blanket™ ❤️
The new way of doing things
Girl, Here's Why You Can't Finish
You're not broken and he's not failing. The second you clock the mess, cortisol spikes, you clench, and the finish slips away. Take the mess off the table and your body & mind can finally let go.
Cortisol Spike
Calm & Present
Pelvic Clench
Fully Relaxed
Mess Anxiety
Zero Worry
Holding Back
Letting Go
Boring Sex
Pure Bliss
Proven By Real Individual Spicy Experiences
190K+ COUPLES & COUNTING
94%
said she finally finishes, every time
91%
reported having way more sex
90%
wish they'd bought it sooner
89%
reported it survived 100+ washes like new
*Based on a survey of 2,871 couples
★★★★★
Cheryl A. 37 years
Let's just say the neighbours probably know our name now. Best thing we've bought as a couple in years. 😏
★★★★★
Trusted by 190,000+ couples
They Didn't Believe It Either
★★★★★
"ok this is embarrassing but I hadn't actually finished in like a year. never told him. I know he felt bad about it and that killed me. turns out I was just in my head about making a mess the whole time?? first night with this I let go and cried after lol. not even joking."
Megan F., 31
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Verified Buyer
★★★★★
"we bought the 2 pack thinking it was overkill. we now use BOTH. like we're going at it 2-3 times a day some days and one's always in the wash. what did you people put in this blanket"
Aaron J., 34
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Verified Buyer
Verified Buyer
★★★★★
"Never thought more sex would come from a BLANKET of all things but here we are. it removed the one excuse I always made (the cleanup) and now I've got nothing. send help. or don't 😂"
Samantha D., 29
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Verified Buyer
★★★★★
"My wife used to hold back constantly, I always thought it was me. it wasn't me. it was the mess the whole time. watching her actually let go now? man. wish I'd known about this 10 years ago I'm not even mad just emotional"
Olev K., 38
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Verified Buyer
Verified Buyer
★★★★★
"54 years old and married 28 of them and I'm telling you we have NOT used the bed this much since our honeymoon. bought a second one immediately. take that however you want to."
Yvonne T., 54
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Verified Buyer
Verified Buyer
★★★★★
"Took it in the car. that's all I'm gonna say. didn't have to explain a single thing at the rental return 😏 best money we've spent all year and it wasn't close"
Liv & Sam, 28
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Soft & Comfy As Hell, Tough Where It Counts
Cozy Enough To Have Kids On
So soft and clean you'll use it for movie nights too, not just the fun ones.
100% Waterproof Soak It, Bed Stays Dry
HydroShield™ locks in every drop so nothing ever reaches the mattress.
Naturally Antibacterial
Stays fresh and clean between washes, no worries or funk.
The Upgrade Your
Sex Life Needs
She Finally Finishes For Real
Way More Sex, Zero Excuses
100% Waterproof, Bed Stays Dry
Scheduled Sex Is A Scheduled Divorce
The mess took something that should be spontaneous and turned it into a chore you schedule. And scheduled sex is the slow road to a scheduled divorce.
Spontaneous, Not Scheduled
Crave Each Other Again
Finish Every Single Time
Closer Than You've Been In Years
190,000+ & Still Counting
5 REASONS WHY
190,000+ Couples Can't Be Wrong
Here's Exactly Why They Never Went Back
REASON 1
She Finally Lets Go
No bracing, no clenching, no holding back at the finish line. When the mess isn't her problem, she stops guarding the bed and actually finishes. Every time. 😏
REASON 2
You Get Way Freakier
Squirt, oils, period, whatever you've been too scared to try, soak it all and the bed never knows. Turns out you were freaks the whole time. You just needed the green light.
REASON 3
Sex Stops Being Scheduled
No towel hunt, no tarp, no "hang on, let me prep." He's hard, you're soaked, you just go. Spontaneous like you forgot you could be.
REASON 4
The Afterglow Stays Intact
You won't even notice it's theNo 1am bed strip, no fighting over the wet spot. You finish, you stay tangled up, you pass out. The best part of the night doesn't turn into a chore.re.
REASON 5
Your $3k Mattress Survives
Go as wild as you want, the bed underneath stays bone dry. For the price of a dinner out, the most expensive thing in your room is bulletproof.
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Any last questions?
Be honest for a sec. If there was nothing to clean up after, no wet spot, no 1am laundry.. how much more would you two be at it in a busy life? Exactly. The mess was the brake the whole time, and 91% of couples told us they're having way more sex once it was gone.
The second she clocks the mess, cortisol spikes and she clenches, and you physically can't finish while braced like that. No mess, no clench, she lets go. She was never broken, she was bracing, and 94% said she finally finishes now, every time.
How many "not tonights" were really "I don't feel like the aftermath tonight"? Take that away and the excuse vanishes. 90% of couples wish they'd bought it sooner, that should tell you something. 😏
Not even close. Silky flannel one side, plush sherpa the other, waterproof layer hidden and dead silent. It's so cozy people leave it out for movie night. Your mother-in-law will compliment it and never know a thing. 💀
Bone dry. HydroShield™ traps every drop so nothing touches your mattress, the big size drinks up over 2 litres. 96% said the bed stayed bone dry, every single time. Soak it, go feral, the mattress won't have a clue. 😏
Easiest thing you'll do all night. Gentle cycle, 30–40°C, skip the softener, hang it or tumble low. 89% said cleanup now takes under a minute, and it holds up, 92% said it survived 100+ washes like new. Pro tip: most couples keep two, so there's always one ready to go while the other's in the wash. Never caught without it.
Couples, grab the XL, it fits a King and it's the most popular by a mile. Solo or travelling, S or M does the job. But real talk, most people don't buy just one. Be honest, can you ever really get enough? Grab at least two: one's always in the wash, one's on the bed ready to go, one's in the car or the travel bag for whenever it happens. And if you're a heavy squirter or into the oils, size up, you'll thank us later. 😏
Dispatch is usually 1–2 business days. During busy spells some orders ship a touch later, but rest assured your blanket's on its way the second it's ready, and you can always pick a faster shipping option at checkout. You'll get tracking so you can follow it the whole way, and it arrives in plain, unbranded packaging. Nobody but you knows what's inside.
You won't (it's called the Love Blanket for a reason 😏), but you're covered either way. 30 nights to try it, full refund, no awkward questions, plus a 2-year leak-proof guarantee. If it ever fails, we send a new one. The only real risk here is another night on the wet spot.